What's Beneath The Kilt

We have 60 kilts 55 pairs of trews and 35 sporrans unlisted. Please contact us with your search and we can check the latest stock for you

Not for under 18yr or the faint hearted!

1. How badly do you want to know?

2. How warm are your hands?

3. On a good day.lipstick

4. Play your cards right and you could find out

5. Tell me madam would go jogging without a bra?

6. Sorry.I'm a bit shy and not very good with words. Tell you what.give me your hand.

7. My shoes and socks

8. Nothing's worn beneath my kilt. its all in good working order.

9. I don't know what it is but it looks like it needs ironing.

and our personal favourite

10. The smallest military airbase in the world: two hangars and a night fighter!